I don't fucking know

idk man, I just go with the flow

uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(Source: uhmeliamay, via just-a-typical-girllll)

threespooky4you:

lustrouslights:

I don’t understand why people feel the need to give robots gender ??????? seriously their gender is 

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why did i think this would be anything else

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bewbin:

minorcutie:

how is everyone feeling?

with our hands 

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lahmps:

i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

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